You gripe
We wipe
You feel better
You send us a message. We’ll write it on toilet paper and send you a photo. Then we’ll use it.
Say what you need to say
We’ll take it from there
Custom Toilet Paper
- Your message handwritten
- Photographed for your amusement
- Shared on our Socials (or not! Your choice)
ÂŁ5.99
Cheaper than therapy.
Recent Wipes
You’ve heard of voodoo? Well, this is loodoo.
Tiny paper. Big Feelings. Wiped away.
Yes, you can be petty here.
Your secrets are safe in our plumbing…
Got a frustration you’d like flushed?
No judgement – just wipes.